He heard about those two
He heard it from the back wall
Then he slowly turned his head
Back toward set

He always thought he knew
That they might hit on something
Then he reached on for the remote
And spilled his beer

She's got everything but what she wanted
Was all of your attention
She's got everything but what she wanted

You know he'll try and forget her
But barely out of reach is might have been

They've got everything but what you need
Is a pund of prevention
They've got everything but what you need

He's taking everything with a grain
He's taking just about anything

She's got everything but what she wanted
Was all of your attention
She got everything but what she wanted