A slave's a girl who slaves her days away,
In arabesques and minarettes,
Tablecloths and serviettes
She's singing 'this is what you get'

First you put the tongue in,
Then you put the boot in,
Yeah yeah, oh yeah

First you put the tongue in,
Then you put the boot in,
Yeah yeah, oh yeah

The mob goes fifteen ways,
I dunno which way to go
The mob goes fifteen ways,
and my head, my poor head
feels like a smashed window

George is 24, he's easily bored
all his life he's seen nothing but closed doors
Not any more

First you put the tongue in,
Then you put the boot in,
Yeah yeah, oh yeah

First you put the tongue in,
Then you put the boot in,
Yeah yeah, oh yeah