It's the ancient tale of the evil chinaman,
That crossed the sea with his gun and secret plan
To take over the USA, he's gonna try it again today
He'll turn the whole world into China if he gets his way

It's the ancient tale of the chinaman man,
That crossed the sea with his gun and secret plan
Well the east tries to beat the west and it doesn't matter who's the best
He's the oriental armageddon that'll lay the whole world to rest

Chinaman , machine gun in his had
Chinaman, crossed the sea with a secret plan
Chinaman , machine gun in his had
Chinaman, crossed the sea with a secret plan
Ch-Ch-Chinaman