Well I never ever voted for no president
You'll never see me dancing for no government
I'm just burning stripes and stars,
And the red white and blue

Call me Uncle Sam
I'm doing what I can
So raise your hands
And sing a song about the nation and this "land"

Well I never ever found my place in line
I never read a book about a God or time,
And just one more petty crime,
Could lock me up

Call me Uncle Sam
I'm just a working man
So clap your hands
And sing a song about our country "hand-in-hand"

Well I never ever saw a fucking country free
I never read the laws about hypocrisy
And with one more tax that's made,
I'll cut my throat

Call me Uncle Sam