Mr Brown Nose
Touches his toes
Mr Brown Nose
Reaches new lows
Mr Brown Nose
Banishes foes
Mr Brown Nose
With a new rose
Greets you with a shit-smeared smile
Tears of a crocodile
Alligator skin
And no soul within
Mr Brown Nose
Walks on tiptoes
Mr Brown Nose
Will he propose?
Mr Brown Nose
When the cock crows
Mr Brown Nose
Always swallows
Sneers at you from head to toe
He looked like you a time ago
But that was then and this is now
And he don't like you anyhow
Mr Brown Nose
His pantyline shows
Mr Brown Nose
He who dares blows
Mr Brown Nose
Strikes a smug pose
Mr Brown Nose
One of the hoes
Chapped lips and arrogant eyes
He's the man that you despise
Rubs his thighs, spreading lies
Always scratching at his flies
Mr Brown Nose
Touches his toes
Mr Brown Nose
Reaches new lows
Mr Brown Nose
When the cock crows
Mr Brown Nose
Always swallows
Sores around his mouth
Always heading south
Mr Brown Nose
Mr Brown Nose
Sores around his mouth
Always heading south
Mr Brown Nose
Mr Brown Nose
It's not who you know
It's who you blow
Mr Brown knows
Mr Brown knows
It's not who you know
It's who you blow
Mr Brown knows
Mr Brown knows