We´re the ones that drink yer beer
We´re the ones that fuck yer rear
We´re the studs in the stable
We drink ya under the table
We don´t care if ya nag
I'll suck on tits that sag
It could be 100 degrees
But we are the kings of sleaze

We are the kings of sleaze
Listen bitch get on yer knees
We are the kings of sleaze
We don´t have venereal disease

Looking at porno is fun
Jackin´ off and then I´m done
After leaving the porno place
Gotta piss in a girls face
After drinking 10 kegs
On your back and spread those legs
With yer cheesy wings
We are the sleazy kings

We are the kings of sleaze
Listen bitch get on yer knees
We are the kings of sleaze
We don´t have venereal disease

Sleaze kings of rock

Hackin´ off some weepin willows
Jacking off between some pillows
Listen bitch for goodness sake
Suck off my trouser snake
Duce smokes all the stash
While heathen scum
Jacks and crash
Sickie likes to rock and sock
While moosedicks wife sucks his cock

We are the kings of sleaze
Listen bitch get on yer knees
We are the kings of sleaze
We don´t have venereal disease

Now women you know we are cool
Whipping out my cock makes ya drool
Go ahead bitch scream and shout
Well fuck you so hard your eyes pop out
Suck the dick smell the sweet scent
Every chick get´s mentors treatment
Shit on the grass and piss on the trees
Fuck yer ass, I like to self please

We are the kings of sleaze
Listen bitch get on yer knees
We are the kings of sleaze
We don´t have venereal disease

Sleaze kings of rock