Let me tell you honey how it's gonna be You're gonna sit around all night and watch tv: "American Ninja II" and I will be with you
And if somebody tries to call up on the phone, you'll let it ring and just pretend that no one's home You'll know what to do and I will be with you
Going all the way, kid No need to fake it Half-drunk Half-naked Half-awake'll make it all right The world's so dumb it hurts Let's overcome it, escape from it, be it or become it all night All right
You'll pass out on the couch, then wake up with a jerk, and stumble to the phone and call in sick to work I'll call in sick too, so I can be with you If we can keep it up like this, you know it won't be long until those golden years start rolling along You'll be rolling too and I will be with you