She's so hot and I love her a lot
She's got everything I haven't got,
like savoir faire, and joie de vivre, and je ne sais quoi
like you wouldn't believe
She's got a monopoly on how to do it properly,
so even though she's mad at me she's who I want to see

Why is she how she is?
Her eyes are saying yes but her nos are saying no
Here she comes, here she comes, there she goes

I know I'm not alpha male - she's out of my league
and off my scale
She's twice as high as I can clim
That's why I only get to see her half the time
But my happiness is infinite when my life has this nymph in it
so even though her hand is cold, that's what I want to hold

Why is she how she is?
Her eyes are saying yes
Nonetheless, it's just a guess
Here she comes, here she comes, there she goes

The odds are even that tonight everything might be all right

Why is she how she is?
Her ayes are saying no, but her nays are saying go
Here she comes, here she comes, there she goes