Lyrics:
(Ah, good evening Mr Day Two for dinner?)
Yes, give us one of those little sexy tables in the back
(Oh, I'm sorry Sir, those are all taken)
Jerome
(Urgh! I think maybe we can arrange it, Mr Day)
Thank you so much
Oh Morris, was that necessary?
Jerome
OK, OK, I'm sorry
(Right this way, Sir)
You know, this is an exciting establishment you have here
(What I wouldn't give for a broken bottle)
I can't hear you, what'd you say?
(I said I said, "Yes, we're remodeling"
Mm, hmm
(Cocktails before dinner?)
Yes, two Pina Coladas
Make mine a virgin
(OK, will you be having a virgin as well?)
Yes! For dessert! Ha ha ha ha ha!
(Sir, I'm afraid I don't get it)
Say, do you know how to do "the walk"?
Why? Certainly everyone can do "the walk"
Well honey, why don't you just walk your ass to the other side of the room?
(Fuck you too)
Ah my dear, it's rough at the top
Jerome? Ehem, get your pad and pencil I think it's gonna be kinda right
If my judge of character's correct, it's gonna be by the letter tonight
Now stop me when I get to 17
Excuse me, baby
I bet you didn't know I had a piece of this restaurant, did you?
But it looks like I'm gonna have to buy the whole thing and fire that man
May I taste that?
Excuse me, that's kinda weak Here, try mine You know
Good God!
They say that saliva is an aphrodisiac
You look so lovely tonight
Why? Thank you
Probably even better under exotic red lights
I wish you could see my home, it's it's so exciting
In my bedroom, I have a brass waterbed
Really?
Mm hmm It's just surrounded by plants and lights and shit
And all kinds of little erotic artifacts We could have breakfast in bed
Oh!
I have an Italian cook Jerome Sa Sa Sagagagracci or something like that
It's funny, your eyes when you stare at me like that It causes my my stomach to quiver
Oh Lord!
Do you like diamonds?
Mm, hmm!
Yeah?
Yeah!
I know it's rather masculine, but try this one on
Wow!
My God darling, it fits You must have strong hands
But they're so soft Like the oils in my morning bath
(Somebody help me)
Darling?
Yeah
I'm not usually so forward, but would you like to make love to me?
Hmmm?
I I could make it so nice
Do you know what is meant by the words, uhh? I hate to use them
They're they're so harsh, so american You know what I mean?
And yet on the other hand, they're exciting words The words, "Chili sauce"
Oh Lord!
You know, I haven't made love in so long
But with you, I know it would be just like riding a bike
I'd remember everything I've ever learned
Baby, if the Kid can't make you come, nobody can
((Morris ))
Yeah
((17))
Oh, um
What's it gonna be, baby?
Chili sauce
Oh Lord!
Yes, give us one of those little sexy tables in the back
(Oh, I'm sorry Sir, those are all taken)
Jerome
(Urgh! I think maybe we can arrange it, Mr Day)
Thank you so much
Oh Morris, was that necessary?
Jerome
OK, OK, I'm sorry
(Right this way, Sir)
You know, this is an exciting establishment you have here
(What I wouldn't give for a broken bottle)
I can't hear you, what'd you say?
(I said I said, "Yes, we're remodeling"
Mm, hmm
(Cocktails before dinner?)
Yes, two Pina Coladas
Make mine a virgin
(OK, will you be having a virgin as well?)
Yes! For dessert! Ha ha ha ha ha!
(Sir, I'm afraid I don't get it)
Say, do you know how to do "the walk"?
Why? Certainly everyone can do "the walk"
Well honey, why don't you just walk your ass to the other side of the room?
(Fuck you too)
Ah my dear, it's rough at the top
Jerome? Ehem, get your pad and pencil I think it's gonna be kinda right
If my judge of character's correct, it's gonna be by the letter tonight
Now stop me when I get to 17
Excuse me, baby
I bet you didn't know I had a piece of this restaurant, did you?
But it looks like I'm gonna have to buy the whole thing and fire that man
May I taste that?
Excuse me, that's kinda weak Here, try mine You know
Good God!
They say that saliva is an aphrodisiac
You look so lovely tonight
Why? Thank you
Probably even better under exotic red lights
I wish you could see my home, it's it's so exciting
In my bedroom, I have a brass waterbed
Really?
Mm hmm It's just surrounded by plants and lights and shit
And all kinds of little erotic artifacts We could have breakfast in bed
Oh!
I have an Italian cook Jerome Sa Sa Sagagagracci or something like that
It's funny, your eyes when you stare at me like that It causes my my stomach to quiver
Oh Lord!
Do you like diamonds?
Mm, hmm!
Yeah?
Yeah!
I know it's rather masculine, but try this one on
Wow!
My God darling, it fits You must have strong hands
But they're so soft Like the oils in my morning bath
(Somebody help me)
Darling?
Yeah
I'm not usually so forward, but would you like to make love to me?
Hmmm?
I I could make it so nice
Do you know what is meant by the words, uhh? I hate to use them
They're they're so harsh, so american You know what I mean?
And yet on the other hand, they're exciting words The words, "Chili sauce"
Oh Lord!
You know, I haven't made love in so long
But with you, I know it would be just like riding a bike
I'd remember everything I've ever learned
Baby, if the Kid can't make you come, nobody can
((Morris ))
Yeah
((17))
Oh, um
What's it gonna be, baby?
Chili sauce
Oh Lord!
