The mighty fire dragon,
Emerges from the pits of hell,
In one hand, he has a gold fish bowl,
(The mighty fire dragon)
In the other, 3 fat heads of Jell-O,

The mighty fire dragon,
Heaves his might body up onto land,
The mighty fire dragon,
(The mighty fire dragon)

The mighty fire dragon,
Wields the sword of fire,
(The mighty fire dragon)

The mighty fire dragon,
Reads Sunday's New York Times
The mighty fire dragon,
(The mighty fire dragon)

The mighty fire dragon,
Is not afraid of demons of bees,
He can quash them with his mighty fire,
That comes from his mighty mouth,
The mighty fire dragon,
(The mighty fire dragon)

The mighty fire dragon,
Gazes upon the land,
At the people and the trees,
The mighty fire dragon,
(The mighty fire dragon)