Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone don't push me
Never never gonna star in "Home Alone"
Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear
There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare

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Fred Olivier, to be or not to be
Fred Olivier, I want my equity

Don't want to go to Hollywood
I sit alone and live the bard
I quote Othello and I me feel weak
I'm the only one who understands what I speak

[Chorus]

Take it away Shakey!!!

[Guitar bit]

I tread the boards till it made me scream
But it was only a Midsummer Nights Dream,
There's more to life than a Shakespearean clone
All I want is fame and fortune

[Chorus]