Harry's hands are hands of mystery
Connected to all calamities
Harry's hands are hands of mystery
They're accused of all burgiaries

Harry's hands ain't what they used to be
Harry's hands can't take anymore
Harry's hands are hands of honesty
It's a tragedy

[Chorus:]

And nobody understands,that Harry's
Handcuffed hands falsely accused, He's confused
They made Harry's life hell, locked Harry in a cell
And put the blame, they put the blame on
Harry's hands oo oo Harry's hands oo oo

Harry's hands ain't what they were before
The coppers call Harry a criminal
Honest Harry, he never broke the law
It's a tragedy

[Chorus]

Judge:"Harold Hands, you are an habitual criminal,
I therefore sentence you to 125 years imprisonment"

[Guitar Bit / Chorus]

Harry's hands oo oo