Keith works every night & day
Honesty's his goal
But Keith's a thief coz he's
Still claiming dole
What a fiddler Keith is
He thinks he won't be caught
But Keith is gonna end up in court
The SS men will knock on the door
And Keith won't be working no more

Keith Keith Keith's a thief

He's making money on the sly
Which he does not declare
No invoices or reciepts anywhere
Locked in the room with the CID
Rather you Keith than me

Keith Keith Keith's a thief

Keith is Keith is Keith's a thief
A rip off and a con
Keith is Keith is Keith's a thief
And he's still signing on
Keith is Keith is Keith's still signing on

I'm not decietful he does say
I tell them all the facts
But Keith's a thief
Coz he dodges the tax
The PH team will get Keith
Coz will all know that Keith's a thief