we don't like to go out shoppin
we don't care what's on sale
we just wanna sit with a bag full of chips
watchin' the NFL
when you come over at half time
and say, "does this dress fit too tight?"
we just look u in the eye with a big fat lie and say
"uh uh, looks just right"
well that's the truth about men
yeah that's the truth about us
we like to hunt & golf on our days off
scratch, spit & cuss
no matter what line we hand you,
when we come draggin in
we ain't wrong, we ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen again!

we hate watchin Steel Magnolias,
We like Rambo and Die Hard 4
jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools
at the Home Depot Store
We don't really wanna take you to dinner
at some fancy restaraunt
the only reason we do
is cause we know it leads to
the one thing that we all want
well that's the truth about men
yeah that's the truth about guys
we'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
than work on the problems in our lives
and though we might say it to you
every now and then
we ain't wrong, we ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen again!
well if u wanna know what we're all thinkin'
it's nothin' too complex
it's just sumthin cold for drinkin'
and a whole lotta S-E
YES that's the truth about men
yeah that's the truth about us
we like to hunt & golf and drive around lost
and scratch and spit and a whole lotta other disgustin stuff!
ya no matter what line we give you
when we come crawlin' in
we ain't wrong, we ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen again!
we ain't wrong, we ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen,
you're sure it's gonna happen,
you know it's gonna happen again!!
and that's the truth about men!