No Balls at All

Oh, listen my children, a story you'll hear
A song I will sing you; 'twill fill you with cheer
A charming young maiden was wed in the Fall
She married a man who had no balls at all

No balls at all No balls at all
She married a man who had no balls at all

The night of the wedding she leaped into bed
Her breasts were a-heaving; her legs were well spread
She reached for his penis; his penis was small
She reached for his balls; he had no balls at all

''Oh mother, oh mother, oh, what shall I do?
I've married a man who's unable to screw
For many long years, I've avoided the call,
Now I've married a man who has no balls at all''
''Oh daughter, oh daughter, now don't feel so sad;
I had the same trouble with your dear old dad
There are lots of young men who will answer the call
Of the wife of a man who has no balls at all''

Now the daughter, she followed her mother's advice,
And she found the proceedings exceedingly nice,
And a bouncing young baby was born in the Fall
To the wife of the man who had no balls at all

Spoken: No testicles whatsoever!

@bawdy @handicap
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