[VERSE]
JAMIE, HE SAVED MY ASS ONE NIGHT
DROVE TO LAKE PLACID HIS VAN WAS A NIGHTCLUB ON WHEELS
BARRELIN DOWN THE HIGHWAY BEND
BACK TO THE PLACE I NEARLY ESCAPED DRAGGING MY HEELS
NOW, JAMIE, HE TURNED AND SAID TO ME
YOUR TURN TO DRIVE HERES THE HEADSETS NOW SMOKE THIS DOOBIE
NOW, BROTHER, YOURE A CRAZY MAN
BUT I FEEL MUCH BETTER JUST KNOWING SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

[CHORUS]
JAMIES A HERO - ALL HE NEEDS IS A BLACK CAPE AND A HAT
JAMIES A HERO - FIGHTING FOR JUSTICE AND NOTHING BUT THAT
JAMIES A HERO DRIVES HIS COOL VAN LIKE SOME CRAZED MANIAC
JAMIES A HERO I HOPE SOMEDAY I CAN REPAY THE DEBT

[BRIDGE]
JAMIES IN LOVE WITH HIS LIFE
HES LIKE A SUPERMAN
HES LIKE A HERCULES
JAMIES IN CHARGE SIX DAYS A WEEK

[VERSE]
NOW I PULLED UP TO GROUND ZERO
THEN, GRABBED ALL MY STUFF AND TOOK OFF LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL
AND JAMIE, HE TURNED AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD
YOUR TURN TO DRIVE BID FAREWELL NOW AND SMOKE THIS DOOBIE

[CHORUS]
JAMIES A HERO - ALL HE NEEDS IS A BLACK CAPE AND A HAT
JAMIES A HERO - FIGHTING FOR JUSTICE AND NOTHING BUT THAT
JAMIES A HERO DRIVES HIS COOL VAN LIKE SOME CRAZED MANIAC
JAMIES A HERO I HOPE SOMEDAY I CAN REPAY THE DEBT