Streams of semen
Into the night
Millions of men
Holding on tight
Hand on the throttle
Eyes on the page
Waiting for the gears to engage,
The gears to engage

(chorus)

Different cities all round the world
Men united in the picture of a girl,
At least a million sticky eyes glued
To the Girl of the Month
Who's looking at you

Join the club now
Don't be late, come!
Millions of men,
You could be one!
Hand on the throttle, eyes on the page
Hey now, this meat is perfectly aged!
Perfectly aged

Face a steamin',
Look what she's got,
A wide invitation,
A public shot
She is a person,
She reads books, too
Her favorites are listed
To prove it to you

Packaged balloons
That haunt you in bed,
Fantasies
That keep you well-fed
Fleshy abundance
Just For You
That very picture
Is Bill and Fred's, too,
Is Bill and Fred's too

(chorus)
Different cities all round the world
Men united in the picture of a girl
Different cities all round the world
Men united in the picture of a girl
Different cities all round the world
Men united in the picture of a
In the picture of a
In the picture
The picture
Of
A Girl