Note: This theme was used for the first and second seasons, 1979-1980)

There's a place you gotta go,
For learning all you wanna know about,
The facts of life,
The facts of life

[Charlotte:] When your books are what you're there about,

But looks is what you care about,

The time is right,
To learn the facts of life

When the world never seems,
To be living up to your dreams,
It's time you started finding out,
What everything is all about

When the boys you used to hate, you date,
[Charlotte:] I guess you best investigate!
The facts of life,
You gotta get 'em right,

The facts of life,
The facts of life,
The facts of life(fades