I Love My Lips

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Narrator:
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part
of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
One day while talking with Dr Archibald Larry confronts
one of his deepest fears"¦

Larry:
If my lips ever left my mouth,
Packed a bag and headed south,
That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad

Dr Archibald:
I see, that'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?

Larry:
That'd be too bad

Dr Archibald:
Alrighty

Larry:
If my lips said "Adios,
I don't like you, I think you're gross"?
That'd be too bad, I might get mad

Dr Archibald:
Hm, that'd be too bad, you might get mad?

Larry:
That'd be too bad

Dr Archibald:
Fascinating

Larry:
If my lips moved to Duluth
Left a mess and took my tooth
That'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad

Dr Archibald:
Oh dear, that'd be too bad, you'd call your dad?

Larry:
That'd be too bad

Dr Archibald:
Hold it Did you say your father? Facinating!
So what you're saying is if your lips left you?

Larry:
That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad
I might get mad, I call my Dad
That'd be too bad

Dr Archibald:
That'd be too bad?

Larry:
That'd be too bad

Dr Archibald:
Why?

Larry:
Because I love my lips (makes noises in tune with his lips)

Dr Archibald:
Oh my! This is more serious than I thought
Larry, what do you see here?

Larry:
Um, that looks like a lip

Dr Archibald:
What about this?

Larry:
It's a lip

Dr Archibald:
And this?

Larry:
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip
It's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip

Dr Archibald:
Larry, tell me about your childhood

Larry:
When I was just two years old,
I left my lips out in the cold
And they turned blue,
What could I do?

Dr Archibald:
Oh dear They turned blue,
What could you do?

Larry:
Oh, They turned blue

Dr Archibald:
I see

Larry:
On the day I got my tooth,
I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth
She had a beard and it felt weird

Dr Archibald:
My, my, she had a beard
And it felt weird?

Larry:
She had a beard

Dr Archibald:
Oh!

Larry:
Ten days after I turned 8,
Got my lips stuck in a gate
My friends all laughed"¦

And I just stood there until the fire department came
and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend
the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar
who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't
even talk to each other until the fifth week because both
our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking
he just spoke polish and I only knew like three words in polish
except now I know four because Oscar taught me the
word for lip, "Usta"?

Dr Archibald:
Your friends all laughed Usta How do you spell that?

Larry:
I don't know

Dr Archibald:
So what you're saying is that when you were young?

Larry:
They turned blue, what could I do?
She had a beard, and it felt weird
My friends all laughed, usta

Dr Archibald:
I'm confused

Larry:
I love my lips!

(Larry makes noises with his lips while Dr

Archibald tries to get his attention)

Dr Archibald:
Uh, Larry Larry Wait Larry, Larry! That's about enough, thank you

(voice over of Narrator)

Narrator:
This has been Silly Songs with Larry Tune in next week
when we hear Larry say "?

Larry:
Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?

Dr Archibald:
Oh, look at the time!

(fades out with Larry continuing to make noises with his lips)






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