I'm not strong, I'm not fast,
When it comes to endurance, I just can't last
So I'll get out of gym, like I have in the past,
Like the time you wore that useful bodycast

I always find a way,
He always finds a way
Noone can produce, an excellent excuse like you,
What can I say

He always finds a way!
A pathetic wheeze,
A powerful sneeze
Like the time you filled your ears up with cottage cheese,

And said it was because of my sweat allergies,
That one got me out of gym with ease
I always find a way,
He always finds a way

He can easily create,
With simple ????????
His gym period stay!
He always finds a way,
He always finds a way
But not today!