It is as smooth as a mutilated(??) shit on a shingle
Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn
Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing?

She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle
She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle
She'd love to do a boing boing boing boing?

Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Ohhhhhh yeah