He's buying property by the water
Because the colour supplement said that he oughta'
You'll see him ordering a pakora,
But he thinks they should leave their opinions at the border

Spent a night at the opera,
It didn't suit me
I'll make a sound law to stop ya'

His life fits him like it was made to measure,
Like his shoes of Italian leather
His vehicle is all-terrain
But he has never, ever taken it outside of mobile range