I believe I'm gonna
Shut down my chakras, shift Shiva offa my shelf
Take down my tie dyes, my Tibetan bells
Cool down my carma with a can of OPT
Ain't no call for Casteneda in my frontline library

There's one thing I know, Lord above,
I ain't gonna go,
I ain't goin' to Goa, Ain't goin' to Goa now
Ain't goin' to Goa, Ain't gonna Goa now

Ain't dancin' trance, no thanx, no chance to t-t-tranquilise me
Ain't sippin' no smart bar drinks, you, that don't satisfy me
Dosing up my dharma, with a drop of gasoline,
I ain't down with Mr McKenna, tantric mantra talkin' don't move me

I don'tn need no freaky, deeky, fractal geometry, crystal silicon chip
I ain't walking on lay lines, reading no High Times put me on another bad trip
Timothy Leary, just check out this theory,
He sold acid for the FBI
Well, he ain't no website wonder, the guru just went under,
You can keep your California Sunshine

'Cos the righteous truth is, there ain't nothing worse than
Some fool lying on some Third World beach wearing
Spandex, psychedelic trousers, smoking damn dope
Pretending he gettin' consciousness expansion I want
Consciousness expansion, I go to my local tabernacle
An' I sing with the brothers and sisters