Kate, Maybe Not The Brightest One
Not Intelligent But Fun
Wonder Where Your Husband Ran?
Well She Could Really Satisfy Your Man!

Ann, Kind Of Intellectual
Beautiful And Very Tall
Wonder Why Your Phonebill's High?
I Promise She's The Reason Why

Faithfulness, Not A Chance
Seven Women, One For Every Day
Oh, That's A Shame!

Mrs Unaware, Please, Wake Up And Kick That Husband Out The Door
He Should Wipe The Floor, That Lump
Working Late, Business Trips, Traffic Delays
Lady He's Lying, Don't Stand There And Gaze
Aim At The Balls And Say: "Now Do You Feel OK?
You're A Classic Case For Jerry Springer"

Sue, She's So Perfect She's So Right
Found Her On A Hardcore Site
Wonder Where That Money Went?
On Her I Promise They Were Spent

Meg, Doesn't Really Say That Much
Only Thing I Know, She's Dutch
Guaranty He'll Be Seduced
I Plastic She's Been Mass-Produced

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