Colt 45



Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man Tell it
There was this blind man, right?
Man, shhh
There was this blind man, right?
He was feeling his way the street with this stick, alright?
Hey, he walked past this fish market you know what I'm saying?
Fish Market pssh
He stopped, he took a deep breath
And he said *sniff* "wooo good morning ladies!"
Hahahaha
You like that shit man?
It was pretty good
Hey, I got a gang of that shit, man
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what
My hand on the guitar,
You on the drums
hey, and everyone just crowd around the mike
And I'll tell you all of these motherfuckin' jokes, here
Clap your hands first i'ma gonna start it off like this
Help me sing it homeboy! Come on

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
and smoke that tumble weed
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell, flying through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83,
Caddilac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my Cds just don't sail, bet my Caddy will

Well it was just sundown in a small white town, they call it East Side Palmdale
Well when the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale *hell*
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs, when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy, cos i didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor, fucked so long i grew a fuckin afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right; as she sucked my dick until the shit turned white
I thought to myself, Sheeba Sheeba, got my ass lookin like a Zebra
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, til her daddy pulled up in the Chevrolet
So i ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy, he was waiting with a 2 by 4
Oh he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right; the mutherfucker whooped my ass all night
But, I ain't mad at her prejudice dad, that's the best DAMN pussy i'd ever had!
Got a bag of weed, and a bottle of wine, I'm gonan fuck that bitch just one more time!

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
and smoke that tumble weed
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell, flying through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83,
Caddilac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my Cds just don't sail, bet my Caddy will

Uh I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair, but DAMN she looked good!
I took her to my house, cos she was fine
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan,
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice, I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)

I met a woman in the heart of Austrailia
Had a big butt, and big titties too
So i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman, from Hawaiiiii
Stuck it in her ass, and she said aiiii!
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, and her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch!

Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
She said "I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me!"
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
and smoke that tumble weed
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong

Hey wait a minute, check this out
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee, her titties were filled with Hennesy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass, and said "Yes, Ms Daisy"

Met this lady in Oklahoma, put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, can't wait til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina, fucked her til she turned to a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia; came in my mouth, man i thought i'd told ya

Met this beautiful sexy hoe, jsut ran 'cross the border or Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria, I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but i can't afford it I know i'm gonna cry when she get deported

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
and smoke that tumble weed
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong

Hey man, hold up
Have you ever went over to a girl that's hard to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good
(say what?)
I mean you're gettin' upset, b/c you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood!
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so long to come (say what?)
Then a dude walked in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you "where you from?"
So you wipe your mouth, and try to explain you start talking real fast
But he already mad b/c you're fuckin' his woman, so he starts beatin' on your ass
Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard, but now it's soft (what?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
But now you still gotta go jack off

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
and smoke that tumble weed







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