Cameron Diaz
A bunch'a white boys, ain't got no bling-bling - 'cuz Cristal sucks, man, we only drink Yuengling - I take a step back with my two left feet - I dance like a spaz and I can't keep a beat - 'cuz I'm white, ch'all, that's right, ch'all - first class honkey in a second class world - get it up, get it down, party in my trailer - a 12-pack minimum with styrofoam container - it's mighty white, this world that we're livin' in - vanilla is the flavor and that's how I'm chillin', I'm a cracker - he goes good with wine and cheese - so slide over, baby, take a bite outta me -- I'm a master cracker of honkeytown, yeah I'm gettin' high while I'm gettin' down - I'm a wasp in distress, a picture of excess, down with whitey is what I stress - 'cuz I live in a white world, live in a white house, that damn white picket fence - I'm original white bread, got all the cool fans - I'm the ultimate anglo man -- (smoothe vanilla world) I got all the good jobs - (smoothe vanilla world) buy me baby a boob job -- I ain't no high-class pimp in a double wide trailer - mama needs some meth, so man, bet you could nail'er - I'm a tasty pop tart, I'm a rice crispy treat, we're the mashmellow cream that you love to eat - 'cuz we're white, ch'all, that's right, ch'all, so fuckin' white that it's painful - white trash, low class, somewhere in the middle - I'm a country boy but I don't play the fiddle - my corn liquor's strong, I put it in my bong - the white lightning haze keeps me rockin' for days 'cuz it's a smoothe vanilla world that we're livin' in - bein' white is original sin -- chorus -- (Skip's rap, you figure it out)