Fifi, That ain't a name for this mutt
So how about Champion?
Champion you're anything but
We could call him Tiger, But there's no bite in him,
Tiger! Kittens would frighten him
Rover! When you think it over,
Rover is the perfect name for this dumb look-in' dog
Sandy, Sandy's his name if you please
If you don't be-lieve me ask anyone of the fleas
Residing on Sandy,
True he ain't pedigreed, Sandy, there ain't no better breed
And he really comes in handy,
'Specially when you're all alone in the night
and you're small and terribly frightened it's
Sandy, Sandy who'll always be there!