Now that you've got over your operation
We've arranged for you to have a well deserved vacation
We all clubbed together just to round up the fee
To give you a month to sit just watching the sea
Have a pleasant convalescence
We all wish you well
It's ever so sunny with lots of picture windows
Hundreds of aspidistras placed in tidy rows
Nice friendly people and there's plenty of tea
I'm sure that you will like it, how I wish it were me
No time to get bored, there's conversations
Discussing the minor detail of everyone's operations
You can take it easy and your bed will be made
At nine o'clock every evening they serve Lucozade