(Snoop)

Yea!
gotta say whats up to my nigga slick Rick
fo those who don't like it, eat a dick
but for those who wit me, sing dat shit
as it go a little something like this

lodi dodi we likes to party we don't cause trouble,
we don't bother nobody We're just some niggas who
on the mike, and when we walk up
up on the mike we rock the mike (Right!)
for all my dogs keepin yall in health
Just to see u smile and enjoy yourself cus its cool
when u cause a cozy condition in, which we create
cuz thats our mission So listen close to what we say
because this type of shit happens everyday
I woke up around ten o clock in the mornin and gave myself a
stretch up a mornin yawninwent to the bathroom to wash
up I threw some soap up on my face and put my hands up
on a cup and said uh
"mirror mirror on the wall who is the top dog of them all?"
there was a rubel double, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "you are you conceited bastard"
well thats true, thats why we never have no beef
so i slipped of my khakis and my gold leaves
use oil of LA cus your skin gets pale and then i got the file for my fingernail
im true to the style on my behalf I threw the bubbles in tub so i can
take a bubble bath Clean, dry was my body and hair
I threw on my brand new doggy underwear
For all the bitches i might bring home, i got the johnson baby
powder and coolwater cologne
now im fresh, dressed like a million bucks
Threw on my white socks with my all blue chucks
stepped out the house stopped short Oh no!
I went back in, i forgot my indo
then i dearly dally,i ran through an alley, i bumped into this smoker
named sally from the valley
This was a girl playing hard to get so i said whats wrong
cus she looked upset she said

Its all because of you im feelin sad and blue
u went away now my life is filled with rainy days
i loved u so, how much u'll never know
cus u took ur dope away from me
(crying)

Damn! now what was i to do? She's cryin over me and she
was feelin blue
i said um " don't cry, dry ur eye here comes ur mother
with those two little guys"
her mean mother steps and sais to me "Hi!"
Decked sally in the face and punched her in the Eye!
punched her in her belly and stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong The kids was gone Something was wrong
i said "what was goin on?"
I tried to break it up i said" stop it just leave her!"
she said " if i can't smoke none, she can't neither!"
she grabbed me closely by my socks
and so i broke the hell out and grabbed my sack of rocks
But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick They started
crying on my shoes and grabbin my dick
and saying" Why don't u give me a play, so we can break
it down the long beach way and if u give me that ok I'll
give u all my love today Doggy,doggy,doggy, cant u see?
somehow your words just hypnotize me And i just love your
jazzy ways doggy dogg your love is here to stay!"

and on and on and on she kept going
The bitch been around before my mothers born
i said "Cheer up" so i gave her a hit
I said"you can't have me im too young for u bitch!"
She sais" no ur not" then she starts crying
i sais" im 19"
she sais"stop lying!"
i sais "i am! go asks my mothaand with ur wrinkled pussy
i can be your lover!"
yea, uh tick tock u don't stop
and to the tick tock and u don't quit
yea, tick tock u don't stop
and to the tick tock u won't quit Biotch!