I got a beat leather jacket,
I got a broken down car,
I'm gonna push it up the hill,
If I can make it that far.

'Cause Everything I own is a broken down piece of junk,
Ooh la la la, ooh la la la,

Got a broken record player,
I got a bird that won't sing,
And the buzzin' in my head goes ring, ring, ring,

One man's fortune, honey,
Is another man's worse bad luck,
If I ever crawl outta this hole alive,
I'm gonna spend every last buck, buck, buck.

I ain't got a job,
Live in a cheap hotel,
The door ain't got a lock,
But I say what the hell.

'Cause Everything I own is a broken down piece of junk,
Ooh la la la, ooh la la la,

One man's fortune, honey,
Is another man's worse bad luck,
If I ever crawl outta this hole alive,
I'm gonna spend every last buck, buck, buck.

Now don't misunderstand me,
I got my moonshine mash,
But if I made any money,
It'd be gone in a flash.

'Cause Everything I own is a broken down piece of junk,
Ooh la la la, ooh la la la,

'Cause Everything I own is a broken down piece of junk,
Ooh la la la, ooh la la la,

'Cause Everything I own is a broken down piece of junk.