It was a cigarette break and I was desperate
I saw her pushing that wheelbarrow
She said "Have you got a match?"
I said "Yes: My cock, and Farmer Giles' prizewinning marrow"

Frolicking in the summer fields were we
I fell for you and you grew to like me

I carved "U 4 Me" in the bark of a tree
In an English Country Garden
We rolled around kissing on the ground
In an English Country Garden
You succumbed to my charms, fell asleep in my arms
In an English Country Garden
Beneath the stars above I fell in love
In an English Country Garden

Jardin! Jardin! Jardin! Jardin!

They did a quiz at the village fete and we came last
Everybody laughed at the two of us
But I've never seen a bale of hay move so fast
She was a bone fide forking genius

Frolicking in the autumn fields were we
I cherished you and you tolerated me

We mucked about while we were mucking out
In and English Country Garden
You took me under your wing when we had our fling
In and English Country Garden
You gave my heart a boost, we ruled the roost
In and English Country Garden
Just as I got broody you got moody
In and English Country Garden

Pulled out all the stops, harvested the crops
In an English Country Garden
The yield was meagre, you were far less eager
In an English Country Garden
The seeds we scattered never really mattered
In an English Country Garden
I saw you leave the farm on another guys arm
In an English Country Garden

Jardin! Jardin! Jardin! Jardin! Wooh!