We're in danger - so beware
Mixed up zombies everywhere
A drink or the car is a reason enough
for their brains to go wild and they start to play tough

They are harmless lay-a-bouts
They're not bold and never to loud
But their boredom and their jealousy,
make 'em break out of their privacy

So you better watch out
Watch out for the assholes on fire
To be an asshole is their only desire
Watch out, watch out
If you don't wanna be in their file,
under victims of the assholes on fire
Watch out, watch out

The assholes on fire, the assholes on fire, the assholes on fire

Day by day they mince about,
the living dead they're all around
If they knock on your door when you're havin' a party,
a few drinks more and the trouble's startin'

They are here since men exist
May be you are on their list
I beg of you to listen to me,
and take a look in the books of history

So you better watch out
Watch out for the assholes on fire
To be an asshole is their only desire
Watch out, watch out
If you don't wanna be in their file,
under victims of the assholes on fire
Watch out, watch out

The assholes on fire, the assholes on fire, the assholes on fire
Watch out! (6x)
This time it's war
The assholes on fire