We are undergoing treatment watching others in the news studying our worst reviews
They say will you get over it disappear like dinasours to the sound of small applause
Resigned to mid-priced section
If you see me walking in the garden don't ever ask me for an autograph
If you ever catch me in the arcade don't even stop me for a photograph

We are undergoing treatment till our record fits the scene layed out in Q magazine
They grade our comformity mediocre to the bone terrified testosterone
But why do we still face the music
If you see me walking in the garden don't ever ask me for an autograph
Now and then you get the strangest notion there's something missing that keeps you guessing
Wild ambition can you really blame us can you entertain us can you give a little more

If you see me walking in the garden don't ever ask me for an autograph
If you ever catch me in the arcade don't even stop me for a photograph
We are undergoing treatment but will the doctors ever cure these dillusions of grandure