Hey there Bret, I see you looking down
Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown
Just because I get more women than you, well that's only because they don't know you like I do
Sure, you're weedy and kind of shy
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy
They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay
Just hear me out when I say

Bret, you got it going on
The ladies will get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality
I said, Bret, you got it going on
Not in a xxx way, just in a "hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate"
Why can't a heterosexual guy,
Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly
Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable
Because you're bumpable
Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
If I say you've got a boom ow-ow
Come on Bret, help me out now

Bret, you got it going on
(You got it going on! )
That's the conclusion that I've come to
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you
Bret, you got it going on
(Got it going on)
No doubt about it, we'd be gettin crazy
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady

If one of us was a lady, and I was your man, if I was your man
Well, sometimes it gets lonely, and I need a woman
And then I imagine you with some bosoms
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you, when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you
Oh, ohhh, oooooh, oh, and I just laid there and spooned you

Bret, you got it going on

Jemaine: So, hopefully that made you feel better
Bret: Can I please have a look at the lyrics?