Frank zappa (guitar, dialog)
Mark volman (lead vocals, dialog)
Howard kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)
Ian underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
Jim pons (bass, vocals, dialog)
Bob harris (keyboards, vocals)
Don preston (mini-moog)

I?ve got the thing you need
I am endowed beyound your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh

Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the whisky a go go
For I am bwana dik
I am bwana dik
Me bwana dik
Me bwana dik

My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
My dick is a harley
You kick it to start

(chorus line)

When bwana dik speaks
The heavens will part

My dick is a dagger
I?ll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer, baby
To scream up your slit

Steam it!
Ream it!
Cream it!