Guibert
I am the world's greatest lover
The greatest lover in the world
I know the game much better than the rest
If you give me a chance
You'll go down with the best
Through history they'll sing of your name
The world's greatest lover
Will bring you fame

Blanche
You'll find I require a villa by the sea
With lavender skies
Making love near a tree
Guibert
You'll have that villa
You'll have that sea
You'll have that tree
If you love me

Blanche
You'll find I need a bejewelled bed
With jasmine and lilacs
And silk for my head
Guibert
You'll have that jasmine
You'll have those lilacs
You'll have that bed
If you love me

Blanche
You'll find I demand a phallus of flame
Eternally rising
That never goes lame
Guibert
You'll have that phallus
You'll have that rising
You'll have that flame
If you love me

Blanche
I know the game much better than the rest
If I'd give you a chance
You'd go down with the best
Through history they'll sing of your name
The world's greatest lover
Will bring you fame

Guibert
I am the world's greatest lover
The greatest lover in the world
Both
I know the game much better than the rest
If you give me a chance
You'll go down with the rest
Through history they'll sing of your name
The world's greatest lover
Will bring you fame