Don't go over there
That vulture is gonna get you
Come and bathe in
My protective neon glow

Plug into my machine
Perfect and so clean
Plastic lives are all
That's left so get in line

Tell me all your problems
I've got just the thing to fix it
Sell it to you for
This bargain basement price

I'll protect you from yourself and
All the trouble that surrounds you
Did you know that this
World's not very nice

I sell society
You won't hear lies from me
I'll tell you
Everything you want to hear
I sell society
You won't hear lies from me
I'll sell you
Everything you want to buy

Your world has spikes on his back
And he wants to lay down on you
Don't like what I say
You best not go away
Take a look into my bag of wonders

I'll pull out something
Special just for you
Don't tell anyone
It'll be our secret

A weak and tainted soul
I stole from you know who
You want to buy it back
I'll have to charge you for two

I sell society
You won't hear lies from me
I'll tell you
Everything you want to hear
I sell society
You won't hear lies from me
I'll sell you
Everything you want to buy