I just can't take it
I'm selling my stuff
Why can't you pay me
It's not that tough to get online
And pay me on time
Weeks go by and still not a dime
EBay revenge
EBay revenge
I just can't take it
I'll get you for real
You're worse than a villian
You rob and steal
So get online
It's pay pal time
I look and look and still not a dime
EBay revenge
EBay revenge
It's eBay revenge
Yeah
You'd better hide
You bought you bought
My earth crisis T-shirt
You bought you bought
My Shai Hulud vinyl
You bought you bought
My old ex watch
You bought you bought
But you never stinking paid
EBay revenge
EBay revenge
ISHC coming to get ya