Got a little rhythm, a rhythm a rhythm
That pitter pats through my brain
So darn persistent, the day isn`t distant
When it`ll drive me insane

Comes in the morning
Without any warning
And hangs around all day
I have to sneak up to it, some day I`ll speak up to it
And hope it listens when I say

(Jamie-instrumental)

Fascinating rhythm
You got me on the go
Fascinating Rhythm, I`m all a quiver
What a mess you`re making,
The neighbours want to know
Why I`m always shaking,
Just like my grandmother

Each morning I get up with the sun
To find at night no work has been done
I know that once it didn`t matter,
But now you doing wrong
When you start to patter, I`m so unhappy
Won`t you take a day off,
Decide to run along
Somewhere far away off
And make it snappy

Oh how I long to be
The man I used to be,
Fascinating Rhythm
Why don`t you stop picking on me

(Jamie-instrumental)