(words and music by Joe Jackson)

Hey pal, can I take your picture for the people back home
They won't believe it when they see this stuff
You see the camera that I got in Hong Kong
Completely duty free

This really is a pretty scene
But could you ask your kid to smile please
Sorry what exactly do you mean
Can you say it in English
'Cause we're the

Chorus:
Jet set - get out of our way
And don't be messin' with the
Jet set - get out of our way
'Cause we got a lot of things to see

Let's get a Big Mac
Get it while the dollar's worth a thousand yen
It's quite a bargain here
Next year
We'll save some money and we'll hire Big Ben
For our anniversary

This really is a pretty place
But I'm happy I don't live here
Hey, what's the matter with the waiter's face
Can you say it in English
'Cause we're the

Chorus

(C) 1986 Pokazuka Ltd (ASCAP)