I remember I first met you
It was late in fifty-nine
We were introduced at a party
By an old school friend of mine

Someone told me you were pretty cheap
But it sure gave me a thrill
I loved you then, I love you now
And I guess I always will

Well, you sure do have somethin'
So we started goin' round
And everywhere that I went
You were some place to be found

So I introduced you to my friends
To Jack and George and Bill
They loved you then, they love you now
And I guess they always will

Do you think you could play that piano
Just a little bit softer
I'm tryin' to talk to a friend over here
It's awful loud

Well here it is just fifteen years
Since you first came my way
But I'm still gonna keep ffrrm you
Every single day

And I really like to hold you
But you just won't stand still
I loved you then, I love you now
And I guess I always will

Still a wee bit loud at that piano
What you think ya doin'
Use clubs or somethin', mmm

I once was told it ain't no good
To keep it all bottled up
But now my hand shakes far too much
To drink you from a cup

And I never could forgive myself
If a drop of you should spill
I loved you then, I love you now
And I guess I always will

And I'd like to thank my friendly glasses grocer
For supplyin' me with the inspir - inspir
For the idea for this song [hiccup]