Good evening ladies and gentlemen
I've got some terribly good news
The punk ladies of wrestling are in town
And they're ready to wrestle

You konw the rules
I explained 'em to ya in the hall
All right, Let's get ready to rumble

This is the deadly Arabesque
She's the deady ballerina
She will kill you with her pirouette
Can't you see shes cutting up the floormat?

This is the maniac Librarian
She's intellectual but looks are decieving
She will tear you out of the pages of a book
Can't you see people are trying to read

Let me introduce you to the Smoker
She likes marlboros but others will do
Her cough collapses the multitudes
Can't you see her dark cloud coming?

You konw the rules
I explained 'em to ya in the hall
All right, Let's get ready to rumble