I only just turned 15
I'm filled with hopes and dreams
I turn my radio on and
I hear the strangest song

Chorus:
I'm afraid of Britney Spears
And Christina Aguilera
Backstreet Boys and *NSync
I don't know what to think
Ahooo, ahooo, ahooo, ahooo

It's slick the way they dress
I heard they all have fake breasts
One thing I'll do if I can is
Go on Britney's bus and get a tan
They dance like they need a cure lets
Get the number of their choreographer
They're so worried about what we'll think
They took the time to learn to lip sync
Milli Vanilli, Milli Vanilli, Milli Vanilli, Milli Vanilli

I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
I'm afraid of Britney
I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
I'm afraid of Britney
I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera

Chorus (4x):
(Ahooo (3x & 4x)) I'm afraid of Britney Spears
(Ahooo (3x & 4x)) And Christina Aguilera
(Ahooo (3x & 4x)) Backstreet Boys and *NSync
(Ahooo (3x & 4x)) I don't know what to think