It's Liza with a "Z" not Lisa with an "S" cause Lisa with an "S" goes 'sss' not 'zzz', it's Z instead of S, Li instead of Lee it's simple as could be see Liza!
It's Liza with a "Z" not Lisa with an "S" cause Lisa with an "S" goes 'sss' not 'zzz', it's Z instead of S, Li instead of Lee it's simple as could be see Liza!

Now if my name were Ada, I'd be Ada even backwards I'd be Ada, or if my name were Ruth than I'd be Ruth because with Ruth what can you do? Or Sally or Margaret or Ginger or Faye but when your a Liza, you always have to say, no It's Liza with a "Z" not Lisa with an "S" cause Lisa with an "S" goes 'sss' not 'zzz', it's Z instead of S, Li instead of Lee it's simple as could be see Liza!

Oh! and that is only half of it, there's another way fate treats me cruely, how often I remember someone saying "There she goes Lisa Minoulli, or Minolli or Miniola or Minilli or Minillie, so is it a wonder I very often cry! It's M I double N then E double L I you double up the N that's "nnn" not "noul" then E double the L end it with an I that's the way you say Minelli, Liza Minelli, it's italian, blame it on papa, what can I do?

For every Sandra who's a Sundra, evry Mary who is really Maree, every Joan who is a Joanne, has got to agree with me when I announce, I don't mind being probaled, trampled or trounced but it does drive me bats to be miss-missed! pronounced

It's Liza with a "Z" not Lisa with an "S" cause Lisa with an "S" goes 'sss' not 'zzz', it's Z instead of S, Li instead of Lee it's simple as could be see Liza! then It's M I double N then E double L I you double up the N that's "nnn" not "noul" then E double the L end it with an I that's the way you say Minelli, Liza Minelli, it's easy, it's easy see it's Leezee no L I Z A!