There I was, lying down, smoking grass
Feeling sexy in the sun, just tanning my buns in the sun
Untill it begun - playing with myself
Out in the sun
I was pretty far out as I started to shout
When a dildo from Mars, swinging from a cloud
Came rushing down, landing on the ground
I was freaking out
They were ugly little mean horny sexmachines
In their dildo ship they looked really hip and cool
But I'm no fool, they showed their tools
Hahahahahaa
Chorus :
Out in space they're a sexy race
But aliens are not my piece of cake
Android sex and little dicks
Martians don't give me no kicks
There's just no kick with a little dick