I磍l stare in the sun too long
And burn my eyes out
I磍l hold my hand on the store
And melt my flesh off

Dare me to jump and I磍l be the first
Can磘 push me too far 'cause I磎 always the worst!

I磍l be the one who磗 actually dumb
I磍l be the one to do the things tha?no one磗 done
I磍l be the first one to take the dare
'cause I磎 # 1! I磎 not scared!

I磍l shave my nose off
I磍l chop my baby toe off
I磍l tattoo my eyes from the inside
So I can see it!

I磍l pierce my colon
So my shit comes out like Play Dough
I磍l knock my tooth out
I磍l slice my ear lobe!

I磍l be the one who磗 actually dumb
I磍l be the one to do the things tha?no one磗 done
I磍l be the first one to take the dare
'cause I磎 # 1! I磎 not scared!

You can磘 stop me
You can磘 shock me
I磎 too crazy!
'cause I磍l chop off my leg
I磍l tattoo my head
And don磘 think I won磘 fucking do it!

I磍l Be the one who磗 actually dumb
I磍l be the one to do the things tha?no one磗 done
I磍l be the first one to take the dare
'cause I磎 # 1! I磎 not scared!