Hey you, listen this is the best I've got
(The best I've got to offer)
In a world of puppies in dumpsters,
Coiners and lumpsters,
Here's a little more grist for your coffers
Run it up the flagpole, it's as safe as maypo -
You salute, I drop my pants
Either feeding the machine,
Or just keeping it clean,
It's all just made for ants
Won't you stop diggin' for gold,
Looking for the motherlode,
And three perfect shades of sunshine
'Cause a mouthful of barnacles
Undoes a miracle,
And gets sewage from wine
Three minutes-thirty and make it purdy,
I think I can do this
Make the subjective common,
Make it about a woman -
There's no way you can miss
"Baby, baby, baby, maybe, maybe,
Maybe we should spend some time
Baby, baby, baby, maybe, maybe,
Maybe it'll be just fine"
Won't you stop diggin' for gold,
Looking for the motherlode,
And three perfect shades of sunshine
'Cause a mouthful of barnacles
Undoes a miracle,
And gets sewage from wine
You see I tried this before,
And it didn't work
I'll just stick to these two chords,
Maybe mine more than dirt
Won't you stop diggin' for gold,
Looking for the motherlode,
And three perfect shades of sunshine
'Cause a mouthful of barnacles
Undoes a miracle,
And gets sewage from wine