Bam! I'll explode, just like I were a bomb
Flying over Vietnam high with my Uncle Tom
Or sitting in a cabin having a sip of tea,
While a parrot sings a song in the minor key of C,
To inspire me, so we will see,
This neurotic harmony that develops sonically
I'll be writing my plan out with a needle,
I'll make you twist and shout and think I was Beatle
Like Lennon or Stalin in a car that won't start,
If your Volvo is stallin' then you need to learn the art
Of mechanics Don't panic, even though I'm galvanic!
I'm the only non-Hispanic on the Mexican Titanic
My loops go round and round, just like a carousel,
Coming out my BR-8, like I was William Tell
If you haven't heard my name, I hope it rings a bell,
Because I'm the only guy
Who knows what happened at Roswell
CHORUS
Yes I'm an alien, I come from outer space
Yes I'm an alien, I'm going to rock this place
Some people say I'm not funny, I say okay,
I can't sell records here, I'm huge in the UK
British people tell me to keep rocking on,
You might have heard me down in London
Rocking heads with this song
I was sad when I found out about Santa Claus,
So I made like Tim Allen and broke some local laws
I moved way up north and grew a beard,
Now relatives and friends think I'm kind of weird
But did you think I was heretic when I danced in that church
Like an unemployed crustacean chewing on a birch?
I'm addicted to shark meat and books by Mark Twain
And eating Novocain shipped from the Ukraine
My name's not Matthew, but thanks for asking!
I live in California, because I'm not Alaskan
But that's okay, what can I say?
My real home is actually light years away
REPEAT CHORUS
You want poetry? Go read Robert Frost,
The simile in hip-hop is essentially lost,
Like a tearful pallbearer carrying a body,
Or a giant pink Care Bare acting snotty
Where can it go? I just don't know,
But check out this funky alphabet flow:
It's like A-B-C-D-E-F-G-
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P, and ICP on LSD
Or ABC or MTV or the new PC
You got for free from
Circuit City in Albuquerque
I be the VIP MC on this CD,
The name's MC Lars Horris, as you can see
So where do I start, and where do I begin?
Yo, it's tough to be a funky fresh alien
REPEAT CHORUS