Nintendo machines in hospitals are always broken
Chewing jay cloths relieves the pain from mouth ulcers
I've got a crush on a girl
But I'm gonna have to work on that
They say that being in the army makes you hard
But I don't know about that

Ice cream blender, pocket money spender
Off-chart behaviour, granulated banana flavour

Let's play nurses and doctors
Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses
Hiding in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come

I used to have a little bag of hair
And wish it was my hair
My Dad would bring me Airfix fighters
The glue would get all over the bed
At my fingertips enough morphine to put me in that jet
A 4am that little red button was all I had left

Ice cream blender, pocket money spender
Off-chart behaviour, granulated banana flavour

Let's play nurses and doctors
Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses
Hiding in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come