I was walking down the streets of new york when I came across a hoe,
she said, you can't fuck me no mo',
I got the syphilis and am getting sick of this,
gangsta shit and throwing all these fits,
my boyfriend is mad, I cannot suck his dick,

His name is John Stubbs, his unit I will rub,
take me in the tub, and when I give it tug,
he glues me to the rug

Butt plugs, butt plugs,
big ones small ones butt plugs

relative from the plcae of origin,
I've got a massive organ,
like hootie and the blowfish, I love this,
I like other dudes, get real with this

Butt plugs, butt plugs,
big ones small ones butt plugs

Bridge: I wanna suck your weiner,
I don't want to give you VD,
and plus I have ED,
put butt plug in me

Butt plugs, butt plugs,
big ones small ones butt plugs

repeat til fade